But for reals. I am a hardcore normcore living the dream of raising kids in a house that I will pay off by the time I am 80 years old. I curate animals. Live ones. And there’s enough hair, fur, scales and skin in my house to clog even the most expensive Dyson. I love a man who loves me back pretty solid. Which is important because all you have in the end is love.
I have a good job that involves making epic shit for the internets.
I make things. I like glue. I sew stuff together and give it to people.
I like to write.